“- Stu Smiley: How do you know that was a nuclear facility?
- General Dick Panzer: Well, they tricked us on that one. That's a hospital. But it's a hell of a strike!”
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley
Rip Torn - General Dick Panzer

“Well, boys, this is it. Nuclearcombat, toe to toe with the Rooskies.”
Slim Pickens - Maj. 'King' Kong

“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.”
Maya Rudolph - Rita
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers

“- Morten Entrekin: People knew about the Manhattan Project, you know, and they kept it a secret.
- Jenny Lerner: That was just the creation of the atom bomb.”
O'Neal Compton - Morten Entrekin
Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner