“- Grandpa Sam: They're still your parents.
- Arthur Kirkland: No. You raised me. You put me through law school. You're a wonderful man, Grandpa. But your son is a shit.”
Lee Strasberg - Grandpa Sam
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But I'm gonna try to change.”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias

“- Dan: I haven't raped her!
- Yellowbeard: No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar! That's what I liked about her!”
Martin Hewitt - Dan
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“- Jennifer 'Jenny' Morgan: I heard about your good news, congratulations, the children will finally have a mother again.
- Vivian Berger: Oh, I wouldn't go that far, boarding schools in Switzerland are year-round you know.”
Heidi Lenhart - Jennifer 'Jenny' Morgan
Jane Sibbett - Vivian Berger

“Mom's always know how much their kids love them, even if they don't tell them all the time.”
Elizabeth Mitchell - Julia Sullivan