“We got bupkis! We turn ourselves in now, they'll give us twenty years in the electric chair!”

Dan Aykroyd - Mother

“- Sid: If it weren't for my mum's kindness, we'd be on the fucking streets!
- Nancy: Yeah? And if it weren't for your own stupidity, we'd be living in our own apartment in Paris, France!”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious
Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen

“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”
Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker
Justin Henry - Mike Baker

“I want to know one thing: Why, when you get around me, you start to behave like a goddamn, imbecilic, idiotic, totally moronic shithead?”

Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“I always say, when you've got a job to do, get somebody else to do it.”
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally