“- Mrs. Tingle: Don't tease us, Mr. Berry. When you shoot, make it count.
- Brian Berry: It wasn't... I mean... I didn't think that...
- Mrs. Tingle: No, because that would require a cerebrum, and a few other missing parts.”

Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle
John Patrick White - Brian Berry

“I'm a horrible person. You have every right to hate me. You should hate me. I want you to hate me! I insist that you hate me! I'm scum, I'm garbage, I'm vermin, and I'm sorry.”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Joe Waters: I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, Gus.
- Gus Green: You don't even have a memory.”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green

“I don't do 'sorry'. Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and I'm neither one.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jasper Woodcock

“Being a man today means never having to say you're sorry.”

Diane Lane - Sarah