“- Tom Hardy: I've never had a woman partner before.
- Jo Christman: Neither have I.”

Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman

“- Billy: You were right. Women are bad, masturbating's good.
- Charlie Anders: No... masturbating's lonely.”
Brendan Fehr - Billy
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders

“The women become more and more productive and therefore, more and more interesting. Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because men, especially older men, are threatened and afraid of productive, interesting women.”
Frances McDormand - Zoe

“You see an attractive woman, living on her own, you wonder: is she a roaring lesbian? Answer, no! For your information, I've been married and divorced three times. Once to an actor, once to an English lord and once to a Californian.”
Rut Bernardi - Evie

“- Rowlf: That's why I live alone.
- Kermit the Frog: You do?
- Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
- Kermit the Frog: Nice and simple.
- Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
- Kermit the Frog: But I can't.
- Rowlf: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.”
Jim Henson - Rowlf
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog