“I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Skeeter Norris: Maybe we should just go tell the sheriff.
- Otis P. Hazelrigg: Are you crazy? You wanna spend the rest of your life in prison?
- Philby: Well, it's better than dyin'!”
Robert F. Lyons - Skeeter Norris
Charles Durning - Otis P. Hazelrigg
Claude Earl Jones - Philby

“- Johns: He just escaped from a maximum security prison.
- Fry: Should he just stay locked up forever?
- Johns: That would be my choice.”

Cole Hauser - William J. Johns
Radha Mitchell - Carolyn Fry

“I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch