“- Evelyn Greenslade: I don't know why I tell you anything.
- Muriel Donnelly: Because I'm older and wiser.
- Evelyn Greenslade: Nineteen days older.
- Muriel Donnelly: That's the entire lifespan of a wasp.”
Dame Judi Dench - Evelyn Greenslade
Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnelly

“- Lavinia: You’re probably thinking that I’m a little young to be staying at the Marigold Hotel.
- Kushal: Either that or your plastic surgeon is a genius!”
Tamsin Greig - Lavinia Beech
Shazad Latif - Kushal

“- Sonny: What should I do?
- Mrs. Donnelly: That’s for you to decide.
- Sonny: Why won’t you tell me?
- Mrs. Donnelly: So you’ll know what to do after I’m gone.”
Dev Patel - Sonny Kapoor
Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnelly

“I was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they'll be running for Parliament.”
Matt Smith - Parson Collins

“In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the Typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day.”
Dougray Scott - Sean Ambrose