“If these women are as fat as you say they are, they're gonna die of a stroke or a heart attack or downright fucking ugliness anyway.”
Jack Thompson - Richard

“In my job, I'm always seeing humans at their best, and their worst. I see their ugliness, and their beauty. And I wonder how the same thing can be both.”

Roger Allam - Death

“I'm ugly, Greg! Everyone feels like they have to lie to me and no one realizes how insulting that is. Everyone thinks they're helping, and they're not.”
Olivia Cooke - Rachel

“It's like, extra sad when a hot chick dies. When an ugly chick dies, it's like, their life probably sucked anyway, so it's no big deal.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Peanut Butter

“In life, Mrs Terrain was beautiful. In death, not so beautiful. But the Spirit is still the same!”
Roger Ashton-Griffiths - Priest