“I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Brian Taylor: I want somebody to talk to, not just sleep with. Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?
- Mike Zavala: White people get hung up on this fucking soulmate bullshit. Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“- Caitlin Carlson: Am I just going to be another girlfriend waiting for a phone call?
- Pendelton 'Penny' Wise: No one said anything about phone calls.”
Julia Ormond - Caitlin Carlson
Vince Vaughn - Pendelton 'Penny' Wise

“- Henry Durand: You have a boyfriend?
- Martha Durand: A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.
- Henry Durand: Okay, good.
- Martha Durand: I have several boyfriends.”
Colin Hanks - Henry Durand
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand

“Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.”
Harold Perrineau - Monica Jones