“A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight at least pick the right weapon.”
Jason Statham - Brant

“Let me give you a little advice about women like her. The fuckin' you get, ain't worth the fuckin' you get, okay?”
Arye Gross - Max

“- The Voice: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
- Randy Meeks: Fuck you!
- The Voice: No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.”

Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: There's nothing very special about me. I'm the kind of girl you usually don't notice: I scuttle in with a tray of tea, bow my head, and scuttle out.
- Reginald Anson: I'd notice.
- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: No, you wouldn't. Not usually.”
Tara Fitzgerald - Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff
Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson

“You gotta be the one you want to catch.”
Willie Nelson - Billy "Catch" Pooler