“- Sebastian: This guy you're seeing, what's he like?
- Linda: He's everything you're not.
- Sebastian: Oh. He must be dull.”
Kevin Bacon - Sebastian Caine
Elisabeth Shue - Linda McKay

“- The Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
- Batman: You might be right.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin
Michael Keaton - Batman

“Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?”

Michael Gough - Alfred Pennyworth

“- Montana Moorehead: You promised me you would get rid of Celeste. We were both naked and you promised! Naked!
- David Barnes: Hey! We were never naked.
- Montana Moorehead: Well, we could've been! Not only did you get rid of Celeste but you created Lori! This ingénue from hell! She has more lines than I do and she's a goddamn mute!!”

Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes

“A poison kiss? You have some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand it that she was going to kiss me and not you, wasn't it? You couldn't stand it that she wanted me and not you!”

Chris O'Donnell - Robin