“- Kevin Corrigan: Look you've got the wrong song maker, Gwildor; I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band. There's a million of me.
- Gwildor: Only one of you, Kevin; only one of anybody.”
Robert Duncan McNeill - Kevin Corrigan
Billy Barty - Gwildor

“- Doreen Carter: You are so freaky!
- Jack Carter: Well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's those straight ones you've got to worry about.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“You're plenty original without having to order something weird to drink.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“You know Carl, with all the cool ways to die around here, I'd rather not go by heart-attack.”
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will

“- Harry Boland: What happens next time?
- Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!”
Aidan Quinn - Harry Boland
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins