“I'm hot... and you're not!”
Noah Blake - Rhet

Every girl wants me. I should be in Hawaii drinking a piña colada, looking at some Hawaii chick: “Hello, honey”.
Corey Haim - Dinger

“- Volare: My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Big deal. Last year I left a raincoat in Cleveland.”
George De La Pena - Roberto Volare
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“It's a very bad sign when a cop thinks that Chicago will fall apart without him.”
Dan Hedaya - Captain Logan

“- Captain Briggs: Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? Do you know my record?
- Harry Callahan: Yeah... you're a legend in your own mind.”
Bradford Dillman - Captain Briggs
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan