“Run, bitch! He gonna kiiilllll you!”

Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“If I were you, I'd consider changing my name. I'd pack your things and your wife and those two children of yours, and I'd move as far from here as I could. I'd never come back, even to die.”

Walt Roberts - Dallas Police Detective

“- Jimmy, Gina's Doorman: She came back, all right, crying her eyes out. She packed a bag, ran straight back out again. What the hell you been doing to her?
- Michael Felgate: I asked her to marry me.”

Joseph R. Gannascoli - Jimmy, Gina's Doorman
Hugh Grant - Michael Felgate

“You lack the courage to lead. Go! Tell all your men to go. But I will kill the lions and I will build the bridge. And you? You must go home and tell the wives of the men who died here that you fled with the others because you could not master your fear.”

Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“- Cowboy: I can't make it.
- Ajax: Are you sure?
- Cowboy: Yes, I'm sure...
- Ajax: Well, good! I'm sick of runnin' from these wimps!”

Tom McKitterick - Cowboy
James Remar - Ajax