“- Uncle Elroy: Craig, I want you to meet my old lady Suga. Suga, my nephew Craig.
- Suga: You even cuter than your baby pictures!
- Craig: Thank you.
- Suga: You know, we can keep it all in the family... Hmm You got a fat ass!!
- Uncle Elroy: Al right! Al right! Al right! That's enough! Shit!”

Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Kym Whitley - Suga
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother