“- Glen Lantz: Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight.
- Mrs. Lantz: How can you hear what she's going to say?
- Glen Lantz: Who cares what she says?”
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz
Sandy Lipton - Mrs. Lantz

“- Sid: You’re so pretty. You take my lisp away.
- Brooke: I bet you say that to all the girls.
- Sid: I try, but usually they run away too fast.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Jessie J - Brooke

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette