“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Phil Davis: How can you stop an angry dog from biting you on Monday?
- Betty Haynes: That joke is old. The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday!
- Phil Davis: That's not the way to stop a dog from biting you on Monday!
- Betty Haynes: How would you bring the thing about?
- Phil Davis: Have the doggy's teeth pulled out!”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Rosemary Clooney - Betty Haynes

“Halloween parade, bro! it's the one night of the year we can fit in...”
Noel Fisher - Michelangelo

“I know something about this dog. She's going somewhere - she's on her way.”
May Whitty - Dally

“- Mrs. Carraclough: Lassie won't be waiting for you at school anymore.
- Joe Carraclough: Why not? What's happened?
- Mrs. Carraclough: Because she's sold; that's why not.”
Elsa Lanchester - Mrs. Carraclough
Roddy McDowall - Joe Carraclough