“- Lavinia: My God, is that really you?
- Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!”
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley
Goldie Hawn - Suzette

“Yes, my tits are fake. That's what happens when your real ones try to kill you.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Phoebe

“- Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
- Carietta 'Carrie' White: They're called breasts, Momma. All the girls have them. They're very fashionable these days.”
Patricia Clarkson - Margaret White
Angela Bettis - Carietta 'Carrie' White

“- Eric Bates: Fancy?
- Fancy Bates: What?
- Eric Bates: What did your boobs look like before?”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Teresa Ganzel - Fancy Bates

“My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for Visual Effects. And I have two of them.”

Raquel Welch