“- Doris Mann: How was work today, dear?
- Suzanne Vale: They made me do a drug test.
- Doris Mann: I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.
- Suzanne Vale: You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a badfilm, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Tommy: La-la-la-loo-loo... Luuuke... Luuuke! I am your fah-ther! La-la-lay-lu...
- Richard: [walks in] Oh, I've interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today.
- Tommy: That was from 'Star Wars'.
- Richard: I know.”

Chris Farley - Tommy
David Spade - Richard

“- Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
- Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“More and more movies have been pressured to allow reporters and TV cameras to come onto the set while you're working, and I find that a real violation.”
Holly Hunter

“A set should be like a family, except that you all actually like each other.”
Taika Waititi