“- Mr. Crisp: Teach them how to play... soccer.
- Father Maurice: We don’t have the balls for that.”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp
Barnard Hughes - Father Maurice

“Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.”
Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously

“You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“- John Reynolds: Tommy, that's a hundred thousand dollars on a goddam golf swing!
- Thomas Crown: It's a beautiful Saturday morning, John... What the hell else have we got to do?”
Fritz Weaver - John Reynolds
Pierce Brosnan - Thomas Crown