“Oh, honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.”

Monique Coleman - Taylor McKessie

“- Dr. John Watson: It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
- Sherlock Holmes: You wear a jacket.”
Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“You cannot wear white to a casual dinner. It's too dressy.”
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“- Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine?
- Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.
- Mario: But you wear this stuff?
- Spike: Yes. On occasion, we have a... date.
- Mario: Who do you date, a canary?”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Fisher Stevens - Iggy
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
Richard Edson - Spike

“- Kitty Foyle: I thought we had a date tonight.
- Mark Eisen: What do you think's been going here for the last three hours?
- Kitty Foyle: Well, for one thing, I've slowly grown to hate you.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
James Craig - Mark Eisen