“- Violet Sanford: Go ahead. Laugh it up. 'Cause there's nothing you can say that's gonna bother me.
- Kevin O'Donnell: I'm just trying to tell you I like your music. I mean, do you always take compliments so well?”

Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Adam Garcia - Kevin O'Donnell

“Let me tell you what I see here: a lot of raw talent. Swagger. Bravado. People are scared of you guys. They think you're dangerous, but the world needs to hear it.”
Paul Giamatti - Jerry Heller

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“Hey, your mom has a pretty good arm! I ain't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma

“- Stacey: You think my sister is a hoe or somethin'? You think she a fuckin' toy?
- Young Mike: Naw, man I think she’s purdy!”
De'aundre Bonds - Stacey
Sean Nelson - Young Mike