“Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth!”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“They say that aggression is an expression of sexual feeling.”
Corey Haim - Lucas

“You're not bi-sexual, Carla, you're omni-sexual! You're like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path.”
Karyn Dwyer - Maggie

“You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream.”

Kris Kristofferson - Bobby Logan

“- Olive: I could have chlamydia. I have been whoring around a lot.
- Mrs. Griffith: No, honey. No, you haven't. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Lisa Kudrow - Mrs. Griffith