“- Pacha: That's for going back on your promise!
- Kuzco: Yeah! And that's for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village! Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy!”

John Goodman - Kuzco
David Spade - Patcha

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“We have your movie star. Gather one hundred thousand dollars and await instructions. Who are we? The Future.”

Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix

“Let me add that if I catch the kidnapper of my poor son, I'll offer him Christian forgiveness. Then I'll skin his honkers and use 'em for shammy cloths.”
Glenn Shadix - Greg Samson

“- Christy: You don't ask for help in America. You demand it. Trick-or-treat- you don't ask, you threaten.
- Sarah: You can't do that on our street. Because you can't threaten drug addicts and transvestites, that's why.”

Sarah Bolger - Christy
Samantha Morton - Sarah