“- Lady in the Bank: There's something wrong, the bank won't give someone their money.
- Depositor: Well, I'm going to get mine. Come along, young man, every penny! ”

Queenie Leonard - Lady in the Bank
Doris Lloyd - Depositor

“- Madame Swempski: I don't like this innuendo.
- Groucho: That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”
Cecil Cunningham - Madame Swempski
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“- Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
- Josh: They're not hookers! They're massage therapists.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Jonathan Loughran - Josh

“- Danny: I thought you loved me.
- Sarah: Really, what made you think that?
- Danny: Probably when you said you loved me.”
Jude Law - Danny
Hillary Matthews - Sarah

“- Danny: I love you, Billy.
- Cameron Drake: Wait! Do you love me as a friend or in another way?
- Danny: Another way, Billy!
- Cameron Drake: You mean, as a brother?”

Gus Rogerson - Danny
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake