“- Streak: You got any nakedpictures of your sister?
- Gilbert Noble: Of course not.
- Streak: Wanna buy some?”
Brent Hinkley - Streak
Chris Klein - Gilbert Noble

“It took me five months to shoot my Playmate of the Yearlayout. I shot over 20,000 pictures. It's perfection! They don't go for just great nude shots. They go for art! Perfect art. And I'm proud of that.”
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“Your body's shot! With your clothes off it's all over the place; I can't keep track of it!”

Sir Michael Caine - Ray Say

“- Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
- Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
- Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.”
David Gulpilil - Neville Bell
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
- Heather Donahue: You do?
- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.”
Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself
Heather Donahue - Herself