“I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“- George Peters: I told you I was a married man with two children.
- Doris: You're not?
- George Peters: I'm a married man with three children... I thought it would make me seem less married. All right, I didn't think it through, all right? There's been like a lead weight inside me all morning. I mean, denying little Debbie like that!”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“- Victoria Everglot: Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day. I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn't it?
- Victor Van Dort: Yes, silly. No. No, not at all, no.”
Emily Watson - Victoria Everglot
Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort

“Listenhere you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore