“- Lee: Ah, Colin, I hope you washed your hands.
- Colin: You know I don't carry germs unless I can accessorize.”
Chris Noth - Lee Kassell
Colin Mochrie - Colin Frost

“I got my dignity, my pride.”
Jay Hernandez - Carlito Brigante

“You can't stop my happiness, 'cuz I like the way I am. And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham! And if you don't like the way I look, then I just don't give a damn!”

John Travolta - Edna Turnblad

“You forgot the rule. Now, what is the rule? Is to protect yourself at all times.”

Clint Eastwood - Frankie Dunn

“Hurry up! You're not making money standing there gawking at yourself.”

Kaori Momoi - Mother