“We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!”
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna

- Max Belfort: I wait all week for the fucking "Equalizer" and they have to fucking... [picks up the phone, calmly] Hello?... Jean? How are you, Jean?... Righto, Jean, that'll be great... Cheerio! [hangs up, explodes] Fucking half-wit!
- Leah Belfort: You missed it!
- Max Belfort: God... damn it!

Rob Reiner - Max Belfort
Christine Ebersole - Leah Belfort

“- Mollie: Dr. Spock does not just want to sell a book! Dr. Spock loves us. During the Vietnam War, Dr. Spock was out protesting in the streets!
- James: God, I'm sorry I said anything about Dr. Spock, okay. [to her son] I can't believe she's getting that upset about a Vulcan. Big ears, no emotions, right?”
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
John Travolta - James

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey