“- Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic.
- Vincent Benedict: But he's got an axe!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict

“At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.”

Mary Woronov - Mary Bland

“Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission.”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.”
Bryan Brown - Roland 'Rollie' Tyler

“More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania