“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Let's say hello to someone who's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backs: Dave.
- Dave Buznik: Hi. Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning and he's feeling much better.”

Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“When you make a move out of stress or anger, it always ends in catastrophe.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - John

“Eggiwegs...I would like to smash 'em, and pick 'em all up and throw...owww!! Fucking hell!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Freddy Nefler: You'll be much less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced, rather than unhappily married.
- Phyllis Nefler: Thank you, Phil Donahue.
- Freddy Nefler: I saw it on Oprah!”
Craig T. Nelson - Freddy Nefler
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“Dear Diary, I am writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier then I am. He thinks you're therapy.”
Annabella Sciorra - Annie Collins-Nielsen