“- Jill Baker: I will not be psycho-analyzed.
- Extra in Ladies Room: That's a very middle-class attitude.
- Jill Baker: I'm a perfectly normal woman.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker
Bess Flowers - Extra in Ladies Room

“- Irena Dubrovna Reed: You're very wise, you know a great deal, yet when you speak of the soul, you mean the mind, and it is not my mind that is troubled.
- Dr. Louis Judd: All the psychologists have tried for years to find that subtle difference between mind and soul - and you've found it.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed
Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd

“- Jimmy: You know I was a bed wetter?
- Oz: You don't do it anymore, do you?
- Jimmy: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.
- Oz: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy
Matthew Perry - Oz

“If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you , you understand?”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

- Paul Vitti: You're turning me down?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the "family" I had in mind.
- Paul Vitti: You, with your schmucky little office in your schmucky little home, you're turning me down? For what, so you can go back and listen to housewives piss and moan about how nobody fucks 'em right anymore?
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel