“- Andie: I am not running away.
- Ben: Bullshit...
- Andie: Are you calling my bluff...
- Ben: Yea, I am.”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“- Ben: What's wrong?
- Andie: It's just that when your mom hugged me today..she really hugged me.....for winning a game of Bullshit.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Texas Man: Am I going too fast for ya?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Am I going to fast for ya?
- Texas Wife: Are you mocking my husband?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Are you mocking my husband?
- Texas Wife: ‘Cuz you better not be.
- Pistachio Disguisey: ‘Cuz you better not be.”
Robert Machray - Texas Man
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey
Rachel Lederman - Texas Wife

“Pass, shoot, score!”
Chris Koch - Mark Pavelich

“- Margaret Wade: You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do.
- Dennis Mitchell: Oh, really? Like what?
- Margaret Wade: We could practice singing songs. Or put on a play, or a puppet show.
- Joey: We could bury you alive.
- Margaret Wade: I could pound your face.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell
Kellen Hathaway - Joey