“They could not come up with something this stupid in Nigeria!”

Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“Deep in the heart of Africa is a place no man has ever entered. The place that belongs to the lion, the elephant and the ape. A place known as the Bukuvu. Travellers flying overhead can only glimpse at its many marvels, its sparkling rivers, its lush veldts, its billowy cloud formations and its hidden mountains.”

Keith Scott - The Narrator

“Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah! Uh, might I suggest that you try lowering your standards, you know? Because, really, we all would like to date a supermodel, or a fine lady, like, uh, Delta Burke. You know? But, uh, that may not always be possible, and that is why God invented the skank.”

Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“I’m working with a first-time director here who’s more interested in Instagramming my ass. Hashtag Jessica Alba’s ass.”
Jessica Alba - Jessica Alba

“Here's a book about Africa. You read this, you'll forget you're hungry.”
Robin Williams - Jakob