“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”

Colin Firth - Geoffrey Clifton

“If you ever put your hands on me again, I'm gonna snip your little nuts off with my toenail clippers!”

Jenny Lewis - Rita Faldes

“- Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
- Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Bialowski? I can get you an address on that, if you want.”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Ashtray: Nigga, you ain't getting nobody's number.
- Loc Dog: Fool, watch me.
[walks over to the woman and smiles at her]
- Loc Dog: Hey, sweetheart.
[pulls his gun out of his waistband and points it at her head]
- Loc Dog: Break you'self! Gimme your goddamn number! Come on! Hurry up! Come on!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog

“- Ethan: We've been going after this girl for no reason.
- Jace: She was threatening us, Ethan. If she can face you and me down, what happens to the rest of the crew? What do you care anyway? She's history. Who gives a rat's ass?”

Brian Austin Green - Ethan
David Lipper - Jace