“It's a matter of professionalintegrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Dr. T: I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
- Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike!”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.
Helen Hunt - Bree

“You should never traumatize a woman sexually. I should know, I'm a medical doctor.”
Lori Capp - Traumatized Yacht Owner

“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?"
Ross Lehman - Dr. Kersten
Patrick LaBrecque - George