“- Ace Ventura: Assholomio...Osodomia...Lea- Holy...testicle Tuesday!
- Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
- Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.”

Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
Sean Young - Lois Einhorn

“You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“I can do whatever I want. I'm eccentric.”
John Marwood Cleese - Donald P. Sinclair

- Natalie Simon: You're fucking crazy!
- Brenda Bates: I prefer the term "eccentric". But, yeah, I guess I'm a little "nutty".

Alicia Witt - Natalie Simon
Rebecca Gayheart - Brenda Bates

“Let me warn you: I'm a queer, moody brute, but there's rich soil in here if you care to dig for it.”
Stephen Fry - Mybug