“- Elizabeth Trent: What are your eccentricities, dear Edward?
- Pierce: Mine? I have none at all. Well, one. I am excessively preoccupied with a certain lovely young lady.
- Elizabeth Trent: Sir! You're a bold rogue to be so forward! I might even begin to suspect you of some motive in your advances.
- Pierce: Never, my darling.”
Gabrielle Lloyd - Elizabeth Trent
Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“- Berke Landers: Striker, I'd be careful with that accent if I were you. Because you're beginning to sound a lot like Mary Poppins.
- Striker: Look, I don't know what you are blathering about, but if I were you...
- Berke Landers: Are you wearing makeup?”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers
Shane West - Bentley 'Striker' Scrumfeld

“- Dad: Listen, have you noticed anything weird about our Billy lately?
- Tony: What are you after like, a list?”
Gary Lewis - Dad
Jamie Draven - Tony

“- Joseph Donnelly: All saints preserve us! We thought you died, Da!
- Joe Donnelly: I did son, I passed away... I've come back to tell you something. You're an especially odd boy.
- Joseph Donnelly: You came back from the dead to tell me that I'm odd?”

Tom Cruise - Joseph Donnelly
Niall Toibin - Joe Donnelly

- Dr. Molly Griswold: Is this normal for him?
- Earl: Well, the words "normal" and "him" don't often collide in the same sentence.

Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold
Dennis Burkley - Earl