“- Victoria: Is there anything these things won't eat?
- Denby: Yeah, anything faster than they are, I guess. And raisins. They don't eat raisins.”

Jill Hennessy - Victoria
Paul Gleeson - Denby

“- Garrett: What are you?
- Devon: Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.”
Cary Elwes - Garrett
Eric Idle - Devon

“You can't kill the man without becoming the monster.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dr. Zachary Smith

“Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dr. Zachary Smith

“The monster's lonely. He wants a friend. A girlfriend. Somebody. What's so sick about that?”
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone