“- Willa Weston: A cure? Vince, he has a bullet in the brain.
- Vince McCain: Well, get more ice.
- Willa Weston: Vince, there is no cure for a bullet in the brain. It is very fatal.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Willa Weston
Kevin Kline - Vince McCain

“- William Lightbody: They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
- Endymion Hart-Jones: Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones

“- Jane Hilton: His burns seem almost healed.
- Dr. Sigmund Gottlieb Golden: Yes, his burns, but the most serious injury - that, I'm afraid, will take more time.
- Jane Hilton: The injury to his mind? Is that what you mean?
- Dr. Sigmund Gottlieb Golden: No, not to his mind. To his confidence, in himself and in others.”

Jennifer Jones - Jane Hilton
Albert Bassermann - Dr. Sigmund Gottlieb Golden

“- Willa Weston: What are you doing?
- Vince McCain: I'm freezing him.
- Willa Weston: Why?
- Vince McCain: He's gotta be cryogenically frozen until they find a cure.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Willa Weston
Kevin Kline - Vince McCain

“It's amazing how quickly you recover from misery when someone offers you ice cream.”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome