“All of us are freaks in one way or another.”
Sir John Hurt - The Countess

“- Vice President: What kind of lunatic are you?
- Joshua Foss: The best kind!”
Raymond J. Barry - Vice President
Powers Boothe - Joshua Foss

“- Mitch: Kenny has to go. He's cooking breakfast for his underwear.
- Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn: Who is this?
- Mitch: I'm a pair of his socks.”

Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins
Bob Balaban - Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn

“- Putnam: All right, I'm looking for a couple of kids. This one's a mental case, have you seen them?
- Pinball Teen: Does he dress like you?
- Putnam: No.
- Pinball Teen: Then he can't be too much of a case, all right?”
Will Seltzer - Putnam
Tom Kerley - Pinball Teen

“You're plenty original without having to order something weird to drink.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte