“- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: It don't fit you, Mae, it's too tight.
- Mae Mordabito: I don't plan on wearing it that long.
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Oh. I don't know why you get dressed at all.”

Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito

“Oh, honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.”

Monique Coleman - Taylor McKessie

“You cannot wear white to a casual dinner. It's too dressy.”
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“- Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine?
- Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.
- Mario: But you wear this stuff?
- Spike: Yes. On occasion, we have a... date.
- Mario: Who do you date, a canary?”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Fisher Stevens - Iggy
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
Richard Edson - Spike

“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters