“- Patch: That old Dirty Dawson! The yellow livered old skunk! I'd like to tear his gizzard out.
- Perdita: Why, Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother!”
Mickey Maga - Patch
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Larry Flynt: No.
- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: No?
- Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.”
D'Army Bailey - Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Julie Pierce: I never think about my future.
- Eric: Sure you do. What're you going to do next month?
- Julie Pierce: Don't know.
- Eric: What're you going to do next week?
- Julie Pierce: Don't care.
- Eric: What're you going to do in the next five seconds?
- Julie Pierce: I'm going to make you swear that you won't tell anybody about the hawk.”
Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Chris Conrad - Eric

“- Kiki Pierce: [to Dizzy's dad] I'm afraid your son has Tourettes Syndrome.
- Dizzy: Are you out of your fucking mind?”
Illeana Douglas - Kiki Pierce
DJ Qualls - Dizzy

“God, you guys are just - what is the matter with you? You're such... you're just such jerks! You're just such... shit jerk! You're just a shit jerk dick... fucker! You're a shit jerk dick fucker assholer. And you can all just go fuck yourselves!”

Sandra Bullock - Ashburn