- Al: Come on, what do I gotta do?
- Patricia: You could crawl through broken glass on your hands and knees with a sign on your back that says "asshole". That might get you in the door.

Joe Mantegna - Al
Chloe Webb - Patricia

“Screw the pressure, screw the scholarship. I mean do your own thing, on your own terms, and get what you came here for. That's what counts.”
Oliver James - Jay Corgan

“- Robert Crosbie: I'll do whatever you think is right.
- Howard Joyce: I don't think it's right, but I think it's expedient.”
Herbert Marshall - Robert Crosbie
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“- Huge Turk: I'm troubled with insomnia.
- The Great Man: Oh, insomnia! I know a good cure for it. Get plenty of sleep.”
Jack "Tiny" Lipson - Huge Turk
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“I have replaced an evil brain with a good one. I have made amends for the great tragedies my father and my brother unintentionally brought to this community. I have restored the good name of Frankenstein.”
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein