“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holyghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“The search for the grail is the search for the divine in all of us.”
Denholm Elliott - Marcus Brody

“- Anne Stewart: I don't believe that the Holy Spirit is a dove.
- Nicholas Stewart: I don't believe that either.
- Anne Stewart: Doves are anything but holy.
- Nicholas Stewart: They poo on the window.”
Alakina Mann - Anne Stewart
James Bentley - Nicholas Stewart

“- Tom Servo: Check rate of radioactive decay.
- Crow T. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“Nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why? There are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart.”
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy