“- Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
- Shorty: Aw, naw son! Not a poltergeist! What's a poltergeist?”
Christopher Masterson - Buddy
Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“- Rughead: This gang thing was okay when we had the edge, but now that there's that wraith out there that killed Oggie...
- Skank: A what out there, man?
- Rughead: A wraith, man! A ghost! A evil spirit - and it ain't cool!”
Clint Howard - Rughead
David Sherrill - Skank

“Don't you think it a little bit dangerous? I don't mean for us, I mean for your heart. They're apt to be slightly narrow-minded, the righteous people.”

Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

“- Gloria: We're falling 2,000 feet!
- The Great Man: It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.”
Gloria Jean - Gloria
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“Do you remember when you could sit outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers?”

Frances Heard - Storekeeper