“- Tucker: He drowned.
- Gilbert: You're kidding?
- Tucker: No. In that.
- Gilbert: Oh.
- Tucker: A kiddy pool. I don't get it.
- Gilbert: Wow.
- Tucker: It's like one foot deep. Weird, right?
- Gilbert: Yeah.
- Arnie: He drownded!”
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- The Hitman: You were his best friend so you're gonna be the number one suspect.
- Marty Puccio: That don't make sense. I should be the last motherfucker they suspect.
- The Hitman: No, you're not a cop. You don't know how these sick bastards think.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - The Hitman
Brad Renfro - Marty Puccio

“- Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
- The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
- The Blue Raja: You know, I've alwas suspected a bit of foul play there.
- The Bowler: As have I.”

Ben Stiller - Furious
Janeane Garofalo - Bowler
Hank Azaria - Blue Raja

“- Lisa: Throw me a lifesaver!
- Phyllis Nefler: No problem! Butterscotch or Wintergreen?”
Karen Kopins - Lisa
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams