“- Waitress: You want strawberry pie or apple pie?
- Radio: I wan' both!”
Rebecca Koon - Waitress
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Radio

“- Oscar: Whatcha got for pie today, Stella?
- Stella: I got cherry, cherry and cherry.
- Oscar: Well, what do you recommend?
- Stella: I like the cherry.
- Oscar: Bring it on.”
J.A. Preston - Oscar Grace
Jane Hallaren - Stella

“- Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
- Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
- Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West - The Frisco Doll

“You have families and futures. When you vote, think of them!”

Walter Pidgeon - William "Will" Cantrell