“Hey, what's wrong with you? Every time someone threatens your pride or hurts your little fat feelings, you puff up like an emotional porcupine.”

Diane Keaton - Emily Walters

“- Rusty Griswold: Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.
- Clark Griswold: Nothing to be proud of Russ [pauses as Rusty walks away and then proudly] … 50 yards.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I'm not a pistoleer or a knife-smith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea