“See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this.”

Erica Beck - Pearl

“- Bobby: I have to look successful! I can't just be another asshole with a resume!
- Maggie: You are just another asshole with a resume!”
Ben Affleck - Bobby Walker
Rosemarie Dewitt - Maggie

“- Louise: What are you doing here? You look like shit.
- Johnny: I'm just trying to blend in with the surroundings.”
Lesley Sharp - Louise
David Thewlis - Johnny

“- Ozzie: There's a leprechaun in the basement!
- Nathan Murphy: Hold on. What's going on?
- Ozzie: He came out of a box. He had these long, real skinny fingers. He wasn't nice like lucky charms or anything. And then he ate a bug!”
Mark Holton - Ozzie
Ken Olandt - Nathan Murphy

“- Angela: She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy.
- Roy Waller: That's what makes me good at it.”
Alison Lohman - Angela
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller