“- Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
- Roy: Is it about where I shop?
- Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
- Roy: I know. You're wearing it.
- Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin

“Don't you find shopping boring, though, Ange? Oh, I do, I hate it. He takes me down in the car, and I get me wheelie, Tone, and I whiz in, I grab anything I can see, bung it in me wheelie, he writes me a cheque, we bung it in the car and we bring it home, and then it's done for the week, you know what I mean?”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watchingMom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson

“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“- Julia Biggs: It's okay if I look in the window, just as long as I don't buy.
- Margueritte Coleman: Yeah? Well, don't go shopping with money in your pocket! And you better not be putting anything in the layaway plan, either!”
Whitney Houston - Julia Biggs
Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman